• David Mayerhofer

Well, great. I dump my million shares of Procter & Gamble this morning after they lose $1.71 a share on Wednesday—and today P&G is up $1.94! The Dow rises 423!

I dropped out of the market yesterday after the New York Times advised me that investors were worried about debt problems in Europe. But today, guess what? There was “easing of concerns over Europe’s finances.”

My stomach can’t take this volatility anymore. I need a dependable investment—and I think I’ve found it. I just put five hundred grand into Adam Dunn Strikeout Futures.