Last month Miles Raymer reported that Herman Cain, the terrible presidential candidate, is also a terrible singer—gospel, in the tradition of John Ashcroft. Today another dispatch from the land of conservative crooners: there is apparently a presidential aspirant named Thaddeus McCotter in a band called, no joke, the Second Amendments. After the jump, that group’s renditions of “I Saw Her Standing There,” “It’s Only Make Believe,” and “Don’t the Girls Get Prettier at Closing Time.”

I apologize.

Also, regarding his day job: according to one blog, McCotter has “achieved his first non-zero showing of the polling season so far.”