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Guess what, guys? A single female traveler’s choice of airport reading material can indicate whether she’s interested in hooking up with you! It turns out The Great Gatsby is as clear an indicator of sexual availability as a female baboon’s red ass. And just as easy to spot—that cover is so iconic! (Assuming, of course, that the reader is a full-grown woman and not a high school student who has to plow through it for sophomore English.)

This information is proudly brought to you by MissTravel.com, which has conducted the world’s first-ever study of the subtle links between reading material and hookup potential.

Gawker once called MissTravel.com “the #1 prosti-travel website”, but Jennifer Gwynn, the site’s PR manager and one of the great minds behind the study, claims that the site is really all about bringing people who like to travel together. Well, so long as one is “Attractive” and the other is “Generous.” But even though this sounds like the plot of Pretty Woman, and even though MissTravel’s sister sites include SeekingArrangement.com, we totally, totally should not be leaping to conclusions.