First Journey gets a new lead singer through YouTube. Now Anthrax hires a dude who sent them a MySpace message. I’m just waiting on one more kinda-cool kinda-dumb social-networking-rock-star-hiring event so I can announce the “semi-washed up 80s rock bands are the new teenage emo chicks” trend. 

Also, do you want to invest in my planned biopic of new Journey front man Arnel Pineda? It’s going to be a lot like Rock Star but with more of Neal Schon getting his quest for a new singer repeatedly derailed by his friend IMing him links to celebrity nip slips. Box office gold!