Seen on the Fullerton bus: a woman with a back tattoo, between the shoulder blades, of a he-devil and a she-devil engaged in the sexual position known as “69.” Sort of the tattoo equivalent of the scene in Apocalypse Now where Martin Sheen goes down into the trenches with soldiers on acid. Before you ask: 1) my phone doesn’t have a camera (the Nokia 6800: a primitive, bombproof data phone, which may be the best thing I own–it does the things I really need a cell phone to do, like check my e-mail and survive being thrown, and not a single thing more) 2) I wouldn’t have taken a picture anyway because I’m sure I would have picked up some kind of curse.