Tomorrow is a day of thanks, so when your annoying old uncle asks if you want to head out to the local multiplex to see Old Dogs or Ninja Assassin, don’t say no—say “no, thank you.” Andrea Gronvall calls Old Dogs, a comedy with Robin Williams and John Travolta, “a total train wreck.” And I can tell you from bitter personal experience that Ninja Assassin is a punishment worse than grandma’s halitosis.