OK everyone. Episodes 13 through 22 of R. Kelly’s Trapped in the Closet are dropping on DVD August 21, and I’m going to suggest that everyone get their hopes way, way up for it. Kells just released a new clip to review the happenings so far with a new song with an “Oh shit!” every two seconds or so. It’s like one of those, “Previously on Lost” intros, but much stranger than anything Lost‘s done so far. And then, seemingly as an afterthought, he hits you with 15 extremely insane seconds of preview material from the upcoming episodes. There is no way anything I see or do today could top this sneak peek. I should just go back to bed.