I was ecstatic to find the Kentucky-Western Kentucky football game on TV when I got home last night.

I would say I didn’t really care about either one of them, but that’s not quite true—I revile Kentucky’s basketball program enough that I’d just as soon see the football team lose as many games as possible too, simply for playing for the same school that pays a salary to John Calipari, as well as many of his players.

  • “Tennessee Journalist” / FLICKR
  • What’s not to like about hating Kentucky?

More importantly, though, it was the first night of the college football season, which is a thing to celebrate in my world.