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While these little buggers aren’t faithful reproductions of Vietnamese cha gio, or crispy spring rolls, Flying Elephant brand Instant Spring Rolls are embodiments of the malevolence of miniaturization, in which the snack maker achieves a result so twee and inoffensive in appearance that the snacker is powerless to stop eating as long as said snack is within arm’s reach.