• Satish Krishnamurthy
  • An Onion expose

We’re waiting with bated breath for the Onion, which is supposed to move here from New York in July. But as the Atlantic Wire reports today, the feeling isn’t reciprocal: only five of the Onion‘s 16 full-time editorial staff members have agreed to make the move.

“There’s too much material in Chicago,” one Onion writer told us. “With your mayor, the aldermen, and the Cubs, it’s just not enough of a challenge.”