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  • Is perfection in his future?

“How perfect is a perfect game?” my eminent colleague Michael Miner wants to know, in the wake of the gem Phil Humber threw for the White Sox in Seattle Saturday.

Mark Buehrle’s 2009 perfect game was more perfect than Humber’s, because Buerhle’s was at home. I was one of the million Sox fans who saw it in person, although 971,964 of us are perfect liars.

Miner wonders about the perfect crime. I’m thinking Rod Blagojevich escapes from prison, and, posing as Lisa Madigan, is elected governor again.