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  • This one probably even has a buffet

Those who are in disgusted awe at the recent news that Pizza Huts in the UK will begin rolling out a hot dog stuffed crust pizza obviously haven’t been paying attention to the pizza-slinging mogul’s pinpointed marketing strategy over the past decade—and they should be ashamed of their inattention. On the heels of Taco Bell’s Doritos Locos Taco and not far removed from KFC’s Double Down, Pizza Hut reminds the world that though it’s run out of exotic cheese combos to stuff in crusts, they ain’t afraid to bake a whole damn hot dog right in there—and, to hell with it, drizzle some mustard on it too.