. . . if I find you’ve been creepin’ ’round my back stair.

This earworm brought to you by the Canada Post Corporation, which has announced a new line of stamps featuring Gordon Lightfoot, Joni Mitchell, Anne Murray, and Paul Anka. (Canada, having fewer celebrities than the U.S., doesn’t have to wait for them to die.)

For the next round, I’m hoping they use the most hostile-wino-tastic picture of Neil Young they can find. One that makes the Nick Nolte mug shot look like a GQ cover.