Usually the only press releases worth quoting are the ones that read like they were composed by an ESL student with a concussion. So bravo to the grindcore band Total Fucking Destruction for writing an even rarer kind of press release, the kind that’s worth quoting out of admiration:

“Grind 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Some days I don’t eat or sleep, only grind. Time is running out, the future is now and we are participating in the end of history. It’s fucking awesome.”

–Richard Hoak / Total Fucking Destruction

I have listened to the new TFD record, Peace, Love, and Total Fucking Destruction (out October 28), and it will, in fact, make you want to grind 24 hours a day, seven days a week, if grinding is your thing.