• Jay Gaughan

Some religiously inclined protesters showed up at Lollapalooza to shout things and wave signs. Did they not realize that Hillary Clinton was not performing this year? She hasn’t played Lolla since the 90s, and nowadays she’s too busy putting data chips in the e-passports to even show up for the afterparties. So please get with the program, megaphone straw-hat crew. (But good job on the spelling—maybe you can teach the Tea Partiers some things.)