This weekend the Sun-Times broke the story of Cook County Magazine, the latest Todd Stroger PR failure, a $24,999 debacle that resulted in 5,000 undistributed copies of an error-ridden mess that’s headed for the Dumpster. Fortunately, Mark Konkol managed to get his hands on a copy, and since we’re collectively out ~$25K, you might as well make a delicious summer treat out of lemons and try CCM‘s recipe for Orange Crab Salad.

Related: recipes from Paul Douglas and Mrs. Everett McKinley Dirksen