• Not the president. Yet.

All in all I’m pretty happy with how Election Day turned out. The evil robot man with the scary hairdo isn’t president, the terrible men who said terrible things about rape got their asses handed to them, a couple of states legalized it, and Maine not only came through on gay marriage (as did Maryland, Minnesota, and Washington) but also elected a level-85 World of Warcraft orc to the state senate. On the downside, the massive write-in campaign to elect Internet rapper Riff Raff president that I was hoping for never materialized. (Confused voters writing in “@JODYHiGHROLLER may be to blame.)

Last night Riff Raff and former Kreayshawn associate Lil Debbie released their “Michelle Obama” video, though, which kind of makes up for it. The beat is sick, Riff Raff’s as compellingly nonsensical as ever, and Lil Debbie slightly exceeds the extremely low expectations I had for her. Check out the video after the jump, and vote Riff Raff in 2016.