Ding ding ding! Footage of famed domestic abuser Chris Brown performing his court-mandated community service has finally hit the Internet!

As he chops grass with that grass-chopper thing, he sort of comes off like a horrible, petulant Paul Newman in a nightmarish remake of Cool Hand Luke where Luke is extremely unpopular with the rest of his work crew because he has a massive sense of entitlement and hits women. In fact I think we should make that remake happen. In real life. And he has to spend every night in the box.