Local writer Phil Edwards has Kindle-ized a sort of mashup between MTV’s Jersey Shore and Lewis Carroll’s Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland.

Edwards says: “It’s either the frontrunner for this year’s Man Booker prize or the first sign of the apocalypse.”

I’ve never seen Jersey Shore, but I’ve read Alice. And I’ve read the first chapter of Snooki in Wonderland. Man Booker Prize committee, take notice. Still, I’m keeping an eye out for strange lights in the sky.

Sample passage from Snooki in Wonderland:

“Snooki opened the door and found that it led into a small passage, not much larger than a rat-hole: she knelt down and looked along the passage into the loveliest garden you ever saw. How she longed to get out of that dark hall, and wander about among those beds of bright flowers and those cool fountains and those tanning opportunities, but she could not even get her head through the doorway; ‘and even if my head would go through,’ thought poor Snooki, ‘it would be of very little use without my shoulders. Oh, how I wish I could shut up like a telescope! I think I could, if I only know how to begin.’ For, you see, so many out-of-the-way things had happened lately, that Snooki had begun to think that very few things indeed were really impossible.