• goblinbox (queen of ad hoc bento)@flickr

Just when it was becoming apparent that the end of the world was not nigh, the Internet begat unto my computer screen two screeching horsemen of the linguistic apocalypse: I’m talking about a couple of creations that are not just astoundingly ugly as words, but pretty unsettling as concepts, too. Consider:

Junderpants.

The chork.