In yesterday’s post about the Dirty Tourney, a contest to be voted the sluttiest slut to slut up America by a bunch of no-talent woman haters, I didn’t include a link because I didn’t want to be responsible for giving their Web site a single hit. But Jessica Hopper has an idea that’s made me reconsider it: “I wonder what the guidelines for the essay are, beyond substantiating why you are a breed of crazy slut above the rest. I wonder if you could perhaps write an essay that would so upset and disturb them that it would make them wish they had never signed on to do this?”

I definitely second that emotion. The address is Go nuts.