Something strange just happened that allows me to follow up on two of my recent column subjects at once: Perez Hilton has endorsed the 1900s.

In the high-quality prose I expect from him, he says: When I Say Go is perhaps our favorite song of theirs. It’s SO good and authentic-sounding, you’d swear it was a cover!” Whatever that means!

Also, dude completely jacked the Hayley Murphy photo that ran with my column. He didn’t even bother to credit her.