• Will Clayton

Yesterday Steve Bogira regretted not having the money to attend Barack Obama’s birthday, which the president celebrated last night in Uptown. Today we find out what he would’ve gotten for the $35,800 door charge:

Obama capped the evening with a dinner of 100 donors who paid $35,800 apiece and apiece [sic] and got a slice of a two-layer birthday cake from Eli’s, one layer chocolate, the other carrot cake.