If you’re like me, you’ve probably ended up in a number of furious debates, usually after half a dozen drinks, regarding that eternal question: Is the burrito a sandwich? I always fell on the side of sandwichness. I mean, it’s meat, condiments, and vegetable material surrounded by a flour-based substance, right? Wrong. The case has been decided in court here, much to the chagrin of the Panera Bread Company. As Gordian Knots go this is small beer, but, still. I have a lot of apologizing to do.