Maura Johnston at Idolator reports that Denver radio station KTNI, which spent the past year as the “classic alternative” station Indie 101.5, has rebranded itself as “The Pole” and started broadcasting “Classic Non Stop Stripper Hits.” Woof. Because one wouldn’t want one’s stripper hits to be anything less than “classic,” nor would one want those classic stripper hits to stop, ever. Their definition of a classic is somewhat suspect, as it includes Theory of a Deadman’s “Bad Girlfriend” and Buckcherry’s “Crazy Bitch.” But I’m willing to agree that, as young as it is, “I’m n Luv (Wit a Stripper)” is already a permanent part of the featured-dance canon.