Saturday at 7 PM, Quimby’s (1854 W. North) hosts a reading of excerpts from the Gay Utopia, Reader contributor Noah Berlatsky’s online forum for writers, critics, and artists who envision a future free of sex- and gender-based boundaries. Among the topics covered: slash fan fiction, how to create art from ejaculate, and a dirty “children’s book.” DON’T bring the kids.