As I’ve mentioned before, Reader contributor Jessica Hopper has written a book called The Girls’ Guide to Rocking. It’s a how-to that will take you all the way from picking up your instrument to signing a contract. (It can safely be used by boys as well, BTW.) But according to a series of infomercials Hopper has put together, it can do so much more.

Here’s our exclusive video, starring Tim Kinsella and the Hood Internet:

The Girls’ Guide to Rocking ft. Tim Kinsella of Joan of Arc and the Hood Internet from Alan Del Rio Ortiz on Vimeo.