Noted durr-tards Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson have successfully made a baby. Its name is Bronx Mowgli Wentz because apparently they think it’s acceptable to give a human child the kind of name that hippies give to dogs.

In 20 years I’m sure Duncan “formerly known as Zowie Bowie” Jones will be able to make a killing with a consultancy providing support for the victims of the Great Celebrity Show-Off Baby-Naming Wars of the early aughts.