• Shelley Panzarella

Anita and Donald Mayor met with family members this morning to report on progress in the first 100 days of their marriage.

“We have made significant advancements in these 100 days, but we know there is always room for improvement,” the Mayors said in a statement they distributed to relatives. “Promises are merely promises—results are what we must deliver. The vows we made hold us accountable to each other, to our family, and especially to our parents, who paid for our wedding and are subsidizing our apartment and car.”

In a PowerPoint presentation, the Mayors offered charts and graphs documenting their vow performance thus far: