You can retire the “bad restaurant name” contest forever:

Money Shot Chicago features a “full service” bar and “house-made desserts.” Says a colleague: “dressing on the side, please.”

The house special is a sandwich with an over-easy egg. Mmm! (In the PG sense.)

Update: Perhaps I spoke too soon; I had no idea the competition was so intense (I’m partial to “Crapitto’s.”)