According to the New York Times, after Rick Santorum won the Kansas caucuses Saturday he told supporters in Missouri:

“I kept saying, you just stick with us, you go out and vote for your values and trust what you know. Because you don’t live in New York City. You don’t live in Los Angeles. You live like most Americans in between those two cities, and you know the values you believe in.”

Of course, right-thinking Americans—people who know the values they believe in—would never live in NYC or LA.

I have a question about knowing the values we believe in. What the heck does that mean? What if the values I believe in are, say, nuts?