• Jeremy Keith
  • The wurst

1. Cigarette prices
2. The word mingle used as a noun
3. People on OKCupid who want to talk about “philosophy”
4. Train, the band
5. Train, the Amtrak
6. Listicles
7. Katie Roiphe
8. Bad tippers
9. Three-quarters of the Golden Girls being dead
10. Cilantro (I can’t help it! It’s genetic!)
11. Myself, in a sentence, when a simple me would do
12. Sports