The Norfolk States and Lehighs are long gone, promptly shoved out the back door just two days removed from improbable wins over Missouri and Duke, respectively. The 13-seed Ohio Bobcats pushed one-seed North Carolina to the brink—a half-court shot from the Elite Eight—but got stomped on like a junior varsity team in overtime. The pipe dream of having Xavier versus Cincinnati in the championship game, my alma mater versus my childhood team, was banished when Cincinnati stared blankly as Ohio State’s Jared “NBA lottery pick” Sullinger rebounded everything and pesky defensive-minded point guard Aaron Craft stole everything. So why should I even bother watching anymore? I guess I still have my bracket.