Whether you love indie rock blogs or think they’re ultimately worthless, you should be reading Gerard vs. Bear. The critique that the anonymous author piles on your Stereogums and Old Kentucky Dodges–and even legit journalists, specifically last week’s complete gutting of the conspiracy-laden Return of Dr. Octagon piece in the East Bay Express–is laser guided. And the fact that s/he can rip several new assholes per post, while speaking in the broken, third-person English of what is either a caveman or a retarded person, is ridiculous.