It’s an ill wind that blows no good—and right now, no one’s iller than the Big Breeze, but not in the positive hip-hop sense. In last week’s Adam Dunn K Watch, we noted he was hitting .162. The only good thing about a batting average that low is there’s nowhere to go but up. Dunn managed to lower it this week to .153.
It’s not time to start panicking, White Sox fans. That time was a week ago. The Sox are in last place, 11 games behind the Indians. They have the worst record in baseball, 11-21. They’ve lost 17 of their last 21. They’re off to their worst start in 33 years. They’re so bad that Mayor Daley offered his season tickets to Rahm Emanuel as a hallwarming gift, but Rahm told him no fucking thanks.