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Or, we might be able to. He’s supposed to drive by any minute on an intrepid Chicago “fundraising mission,” according to the Trib. Anyway, no excuse is really needed to recall the excellent coverage granted Biden by the Onion, which keeps a compendium of its articles here. Some of my favorites:

Biden To Cool His Heels In Mexico For A While: “I need to steer clear of D.C. until some shit blows over,” said Biden, sitting in the far corner of a Mexican cantina with his back to the wall and taking a long swig from a bottle of Tecate Light. “It’s nothing I can’t handle, but let’s just say there was a little misunderstanding. Somebody didn’t get something they were supposed to get.”