You know you have ’em: stories about bad first (or last) dates, good breakups, online exploits, one-night stands, and other dating exploits. We want them. Be smart, funny, incisive, and/or hot, and tell us about your memorable experiences in less than a thousand words. Send submissions to firstname.lastname@example.org by next Wednesday (1/25). Winning entries will be published in the February 9 issue of the Reader or performed by 2nd Story at our Anti-Valentine’s Day party (Tue 2/14 at Logan Square Auditorium); please specify whether you’d like to use your real name or a pseudonym. Prizes include products from the Pleasure Chest and tickets to the Windy City Rollers.