Do you find traditional pizza too hard to handle? Perhaps you’d like a tidy, portable system by which to deliver wads of melted cheese, tomato sauce, and cured meats to your mouth? Something . . . in a cone, maybe? What you want is a KonoPizza.*
Really, you must watch the movie to truly grok the genius.
*Of course, you can only get one if you live near a KonoPizza franchise. So far the company’s only conquered Spain, Portugal, Italy, the UK, Russia, Korea, Japan, Saudi Arabia, and Colombia.
UPDATE! My eagle-eyed associate Irma Nunez points out that the cone has landed stateside. Arcadia, anyone?