Say what you will about Wisconsin being run by autocratic assholes—a ban on margarine at least makes good gastronomical sense. Anyway, it’s on the chopping block. “Republican state Rep. Dale Kooyenga calls the law silly, antiquated and anti-free market,” reports the AP. “Despite past bitter fights over laws related to selling margarine in the Dairy State, Kooyenga says he doesn’t anticipate much fervor over his proposal.”