That’s the Reader‘s own Mick Dumke to whom Mayor Daley seems to be making a point by describing putting, well, a hypothetical cap in Dumke’s ass.

I mean, not exactly—”if I put this up your… heh… your butt… heh… you’ll find out how effective it is… if we put a round up your… you know”—but he’s known for his infelicity with words.

Update Jinx!