It looks like Ray J has finally decided to cash in the rest of whatever actual respect he earned as “Brandy’s little brother who was also on Moesha and had a couple of records but I can’t actually remember how they go right now.” He’s now a full-time professional creepy sex guy. I guess he really liked the attention he got from his sex tape with Kim Kardashian, as he is now in the process of putting out a tell-all fuck memoir called Sex Machine that will apparently drop details on the thousand or so ladies he claims to have taken to the boneyard. I presume that at least some of them will be famous. I’m also willing to bet that it will be tagged on Amazon as “skeevy” and “shameless.”

Via the gulliest gossip blog on the Internet, Rhymes With Snitch