This is a column about worries.
Category: Savage Love
My wife has ‘new relationship energy’ with her girlfriend
Agreeing to a one-sided open relationship is not the same as agreeing to one-sided polyamory.
My wife wakes up at 3 AM to masturbate
Quickies on topping, whipped cream, and chastity cages
I put my husband in a sleepsack and play video games
A kinky reader worries about accidental death on “storage nights”
Turn that pelvic frown upside down
And why you shouldn’t give your money to Gertrude
Forever vs. now
I’ve always thought of this column (and my podcast) as a conversation I’m having with friends about our love and/or sex lives after we’d had a few drinks. (Or, these days, shared an edible.)
Searching for answers
I get a lotta unsolicited dick pics in my line of work—not complaining, just saying—and half the dicks I see in any given week have pubes. So, there are plenty of naturally hairy guys out there for you to choose from.
Age-old problems
It’s important that you’re feeling aroused—not feeling dread—when your lover is on his way over.
Play the harmonica, pluck the banjo
Finding community means making kinky friends, not just matching with kinky sex partners.
Quickies with obvious answers
Sir, this is a Wendy’s. (Full disclosure: This isn’t a Wendy’s. This is a sex-advice column.)
Drinking games
Your kink is not my kink, CC, but your kink is okay, as the saying goes, and your kink is about the consumption of immoderate amounts of semen. But I would advise you, as I have advised many others, to be moderate about how often you’re immoderate.
You don’t need to “dip out” to get off
Think of the potential rewards! Instead of leaving your husband behind when you start fantasizing about men fucking men and women fucking women, you’ll get to take him along!
Take your time up there
The last exam I got from my primary care physician didn’t last long enough to feel very accurate and [I] encouraged my urologist to take as much time as he wanted up there. He did not.
Bi for spankings
Not bi for blowjobs, not bi for anal, not bi for JO or mutual masturbation. Just bi for spankings.