A promising theater director (Pierre-Olivier Mornas) and a fetching museum docent (Alice Carel) fall madly in love and cut short numerous dates so they can dash through darkened streets to his flat and hump like bunnies. When he overhears that she has a brain tumor, he decides to cast her as the star of his new play, apparently believing that her last days on earth would be best spent memorizing lines and sweating a debut performance. Mornas wrote and directed this ridiculous 2003 soap opera, which is pulled over the finish line by a strong cast. In French with subtitles. 97 min.