Will Ferrell and Jon Heder are rival figure skaters whose public brawl gets them banned from competition for life; after learning that they’re still eligible for the pairs category, they decide to team up on the ice. “As if figure skating wasn’t gay enough already,” remarks one character, precisely locating the movie’s comic nerve ending—you just know these guys are going to wind up with their balls in each other’s faces. Ben Stiller produced, and the movie is so reminiscent of Zoolander (2001) that I wish he had rounded up Owen Wilson and starred in it himself. Ferrell and Heder are pretty funny, but they’re consistently upstaged by supporting players William Fichtner, Will Arnett, and Amy Poehler. The first-time directors are Will Speck and Josh Gordon. PG-13, 93 min.