This happened right out of high school, when I was 18 or 19 and such a clueless geek. I had made fake IDs for myself and all my friends, and one night when we were drinking on Rush Street I wound up meeting this girl and we hit it off. She said, “Let’s go to the Belmont rocks,” and being from the burbs I didn’t know where or what that was–I was thinking she’s going to take me to some rock club. So we got in a cab and she told him where to go and we rode north, making out like mad. We got to this spot and got out. It was an insanely foggy night, but I could hear water lapping up onto the shore. We sat down on this concrete embankment thing and eventually started making out again. Finally I made my move, flinging off my clothes and getting completely naked, but when I looked up she was fast asleep. At just that moment I heard music, and a group of about 15 kids who looked like a cast of extras from Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo stepped into view. I was trapped there naked in front of them in a complete state of arousal while this girl was snoring away. To be continued . . .
–Steven lane, web designer