Dear Bill Wyman,

Thank you for addressing the shameless ticket-pricing scam of the upcoming Eagles tour [Hitsville, May 6]. When I heard they were going to tour, I had every intention of shelling out 30 or 40 bucks to see them. But the tour name–When Hell Freezes Over–is less apropos of when the money grubbers will reunite than it is the day I’ll pay $117 to see five washed-up pissy old farts crank out 20-year-old hits. What a bunch of creeps.

Marya Morris

W. Palmer