Monday, August 31, 10:40 PM

822: You can 19-Paul this whole episode. Thanks to all the 30-sector cars, 20-sector cars, the supervising car–

Unidentified caller number one: Thank the academy and my producer and–

unidentified caller number two: Anheuser-Busch!

Dispatcher: Thanks for all the help over there for 822, ten-four.

Friday, September 4, 2:50 PM

Dispatcher: 2543, can you please check for 53– W. North, supposed to be across the street from the Jiffy Lube? Disturbance with the owner over wages.

2543: What am I supposed to do about that, squad?

Dispatcher: It’s a disturbance, across the street from the Jiffy Lube, complainant will be in front of a restaurant. It’s a disturbance over wages–I don’t know.

Unidentified caller: I’m underpaid–help, police!

Friday, September 4, 2:55 PM

2524: 2524.

Dispatcher: 24?

2524: Yeah, can I mobile with 2520?

Dispatcher: 2520 for a mobile, 2520?

2520: This is 20.

2524: Yeah, John, 5541 wants to go to Superior to see if he can pick those guys up. You wanna come along?

2520: I’m over at a landlord-tenant right now, John. Why don’t you just go ahead without ’em? I don’t need any glory.

Unidentified caller number one: John does.

Unidentified caller number two: Glory’s in short supply.

Wednesday, September 9, 11:30 PM

1444: We drove and drove, found no victim, no complainant. Can we have dinner now, please?

Dispatcher: Go ahead.