Wednesday, July 17, 1:05 AM
Dispatcher: 944, there’s a disturbance, 164 E. 35th Street, says a Mr. Askew will be in front. You know what? That’s comin’ up the second district. That on nine side?
944: [Unintelligible]…el station…[unintelligible].
Dispatcher: 944, could you repeat that?
944: El station…[unintelligible].
Dispatcher: OK. That’s the second district?
Dispatcher: OK, it says see a Mr. Askew, but it doesn’t say what. Said he’ll be in front, but I don’t know what the disturbance is.
Dispatcher: OK, 944, is that a ten-four?
944: This is 944. I haven’t been doing any talking squad–I don’t know who you’re talking to.
Dispatcher: Oh. Me neither.
Tuesday, July 30, 11:05 PM
Dispatcher: 132, can you go over to 39 w. Van Buren at the Dutch Luggage Company? That’s where we had that burglary–an alarm keeps going off.
164-C: 164 Charlie. What was that description on that guy for that burglary?
Dispatcher: Supposed to be a black male–he’s five nine, thin built, black pants, light shirt, and he was carrying a big, large, douche bag. Dark color.
164-C: What kind of bag was that? What bag?
Dispatcher: Large bag. 171?
171: Thought you said douche bag.
Dispatcher: I did. I didn’t mean that. I meant Dutch.
Unidentified caller: Freudian slip.
Dispatcher: There you go.