Overheard at Double Door during a set by the Murder City Devils:

The brunette with a topknot and tendrils was adamant, saying, “No, no, no! Jesus was not a Jew, OK? Not only was he not a Jew, he was a Greek. And he was an Aries.”

–Joy Bergmann

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