Should heterosexuals be allowed to marry?

“Yes–so they can make more of us.”

—Honey West, female impersonator/actor

“It’s questionable because they’ve done such a lousy job so far.”

—Tracy Baim, publisher/managing editor Outlines, voice of the gay and lesbian community

“Yes, although it’s unfortunate.”

—Mick Napier, artistic director, Annoyance Theatre

“Yes–but only to people of the same sex.”

—Michael Goff, president/editor in chief Out magazine, America’s best-selling gay and lesbian magazine

“Yes darling–many times.”

—Zsa Zsa Gabor, actress (via her publicist, John Blanchette)